Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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