the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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