he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Pants are for mortals
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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