I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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