Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?

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(210): View more from Texas

she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he told me I talked like a deaf person

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(714): View more from California

turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker

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(613): View more from Ontario

His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.

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(214): View more from Texas

You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?

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(310): View more from California

We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating

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(620): View more from Kansas

Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night

(1-620): View more from Kansas

Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"

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