THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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