i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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