how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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