He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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