I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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