so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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