i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
