In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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