pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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