I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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