Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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