"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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