Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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