Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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