Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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