I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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