Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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