Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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