Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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