Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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