i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize