Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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