were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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