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she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Maybe he injected his testicle?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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