at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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