How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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