thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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