Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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