I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Randomize