dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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