dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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