Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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