i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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