what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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