Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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