i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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