OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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