So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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