Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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