Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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