we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
