Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
