Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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