I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
