I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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