How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
