I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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