Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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