Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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