It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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