and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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