so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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